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« on: June 11, 2016, 03:43:45 PM »

 I just wanted this out in the open so when my 2 student whip my butt tomorrow, you'll know it was meant to be. I think Confucius said it. Maybe Kung-Fu. Maybe I saw it in a fortune cookie.
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« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2016, 08:00:19 PM »

It was probably Chuck Norris.

BTW, Chuck's blood type is AK-47.

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« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2016, 02:26:00 PM »

Some people wear Superman pajamas.....Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2016, 03:18:52 PM »

Chuck Norris actually died 20 years ago ... But the Grim Reaper is still too afraid to tell him.
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« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2016, 06:38:25 PM »

When Chuck was born, he drove his Mom to the hospital.

MC Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.

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« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2016, 06:15:25 AM »

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2016, 06:16:01 AM »

Feel free to jump in folks...........
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« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2016, 07:54:42 AM »

Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.
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« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2016, 11:13:58 AM »

I like this game,

Chuck Norris counted to infinity.... twice...
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« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2016, 11:51:20 AM »

When Chuck Norris sleeps.......he sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2016, 08:45:26 PM »

Death once had a near Chuck experience.
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« Reply #11 on: June 13, 2016, 10:22:02 PM »

Chuck Norris's GPS never tells him to turn around.

Chuck Norris makes Spock cry.

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« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2016, 05:55:23 PM »

He didn't want to go to heaven, and the hell was afraid he will take over.



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« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2016, 07:20:07 PM »

Chuck Norris was once bit by a king cobra, after 3 days of agony and excruciating pain the cobra died.
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« Reply #14 on: June 24, 2016, 06:46:21 AM »

Annnnnnd, we're back.
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« Reply #15 on: June 24, 2016, 07:31:43 PM »

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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« Reply #16 on: June 28, 2016, 05:06:41 PM »

They say that Chuck Norris can cut thru a hot knife.....with butter
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« Reply #17 on: July 09, 2016, 09:58:50 AM »

Chuck Norris's GPS never tells him to turn around

Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone.

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« Reply #18 on: July 09, 2016, 04:53:24 PM »

How many pushups can Chuck Norris do ? 

All of them
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« Reply #19 on: July 09, 2016, 06:32:03 PM »

And just like that, we're back!
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« Reply #21 on: July 11, 2016, 04:31:05 AM »

Yikes ... Now that is cringeworthy. 
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